People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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