A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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