Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Randomize