she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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