come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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