i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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