There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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