There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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