Nicole vs. Life
I want to have your abortion
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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