i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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