can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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