everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb