8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.