Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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