Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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