I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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