i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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