Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
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After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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