Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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