I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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