How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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