Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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