I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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