You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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