so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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