it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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