What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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