I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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