Sry I called you an 8
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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