Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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