So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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