Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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