Dual....:-)
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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