some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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