Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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