You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.