ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip