playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Randomize
