Buhtt sex?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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