Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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