i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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