i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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