how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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