i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.