Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..

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(248): View more from Michigan

so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night

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(513): View more from Ohio

she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night

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(313): View more from Michigan

Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"

(248): View more from Michigan

You should've introduced yourself

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(248): View more from Michigan

I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.

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