I only kidnapped one of them. chill
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
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she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity