i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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