Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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