You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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