You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
