My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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