is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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