Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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