I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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