Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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