i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.