Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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