K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
