i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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