I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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