No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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