Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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