Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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