and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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